Monday, April 04, 2005

I'm embarrassed every time I watch Napoleon Dynamite

because...

(1) I've called home (on more than one occasion) to ask my sister if she can bring me my chapstick.

(2) At my sister's wedding in December, I performed an impromptu dance routine very much like Napoleon's. Because I'm pretty much the best dancer I know.

(3) This is by far the most embarrassing. When I was a kid, I stuffed mini powdered donuts in my pocket, so that I could have them available to eat no matter where I was. I contemplated doing the same with tater tots, but it just wasn't practical. Tots get cold in your pocket, and really are only good if eaten with ketchup.