phrases i hear most often....

No, Ms. Reed. We LIKE Physics. Really, we do.

You're a teacher? You don't look old enough to be a teacher.

What?! This isn't my assigned seat? You mean you didn't sit me next to my girlfriend? Why not?

Can I go to the bathroom? No? How about my locker? NO?! How about the office? NO?!?!

Hey, do these gas lines work?... Oh. I guess they do.

Ms. Reed? If you just tell me the answer to this first quiz problem, I can get all the rest of them. Please? Just the first one?

What do you mean you don't give multiple choice tests? Do you hate us? Are you just TRYING to be mean? (Yes. Yes, I am.)