Wednesday, August 03, 2005

note to neighbor:

When your live-in girlfriend is mad at you and has packed up her car and is sobbing in the driver's seat, forcing me to pretend to clean out my car so I can find out what's going on, yelling at her is probably not the best way to get her to come back inside.

Oh, wait. Never mind. It worked.

But you're a jerk.

Jerk.

JERK!!