Sunday, October 23, 2005

we have ourselves a winner

I would like to congratulate Paul, who is officially the winner of the "worst first date line" award.

I am sure that he put a lot of effort into this line, as there were several in the competition, all of which are worthy of such an honor. But Paul takes it, with the following:

"You know, we really should live like bees. The females do all the work, and the males just sit around and mate all day."

Charming.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

what's the answer to the riddle?! :)

SRA said...

You've got to be kidding. A guy you went on a date with this weekend actually said that to you...and with a straight face?

What is the dating world coming to??? Good heck.

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Anonymous said...

Did you know the only function of the drone bee is to mate with the queen bee, after which it DIES. Also, maybe it's a good thing that he is into polyandry.

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