Monday, October 24, 2005

dear person who found my blog by searching for "off his flexibility",

Um, I'm just not sure what to think of you.

But welcome to my blog.

Love,
Poodle


Dear person who found my blog by searching for "pink poodle bedroom",

I'm not sure that's the best idea ever. Unless maybe you're 5.

Love,
Poodle


Dear person who found my blog by searching for "treats for poodles",

We like Snickers. And Butterfingers, and just about any kind of pie.

And Nerds.

And hot fudge brownie sundaes, as long as the brownie is hot and has lots of nuts in it.

If you need any more ideas, just let me know.

Love,
Poodle

Dear person who found my blog by searching for "ways to charm a woman,"

I have a feeling that if you're searching the internet for ideas, you may be in need of some serious help in this department.

But that's what I'm here for. To serve you. Maybe I can give you some pointers.

Best of luck,
Poodle

Dear Bethany,

Hi. Thanks for finding some cute outfits for mom to buy me. You are the best.

All my love,
Poodle

Dear Mabel,

Welcome to the family (soon). Be sure to tell grandma that you want her to buy me pretty things. You're the first grandchild. She'll do anything you say.

Work your charm, little one!

Love from your favorite aunt,
Poodle

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

of course i'll work my charm. maybe someday i'll be as good as you at getting new outfits from grandma. i still think you're up on me a few outfits!
love,
mabel

SRA said...

Mabel? Am I allowed to be critical of friends' niece's names? If so...I'm going to nix this one. Even something like Maybelle wouldn't be bad. But Mabel just makes me think of a large African-American woman...isn't that terrible of me? Sorry. Just had to say something. Please don't hate me.

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