Monday, July 18, 2005

a few conversations i've had

girl: So, are there any good Mexican restaurants in town, or is Taco Bell the only one?
me: Stunned silence that anyone would ever think Taco Bell is quality Mexican food. Or even Mexican food at all.

me: So how was your date last night?
girl: Pretty fun, I guess.
me: Well, did your date look hot?
girl: Uh, he looked okay. I looked really hot, though.