Sunday, May 06, 2007

how to be happy and have fun


Step 1: Attend Happy Fun Day. (Formerly known as "Positive Attitudes Day" before we realized that the one surefire way to invoke negative attitudes in teenagers is to force them to attend an event called "Postive Attitudes Day".)

Step 2: Challenge your students to the Bungee Run. Beat them all. Ignore the fact that you are supposed to be the mature adult and gloat for hours. Then go home.

3 comments:

Ashley Erin said...

how do you win?

poodle said...

you're both tied to the back of the run with a bungee cord and whoever runs and puts a velcro square on the middle strip the farthest down is the winner.

Anonymous said...

Duh.