Wednesday, May 03, 2006

why, oh, why

Would you ever name your child:

Coco: Do you want her to grow up to be a hooker?

Bambi: see above.

Rainy: anything dealing with weather is just wrong.

Cook: Now, I realize that the term "bun in the oven" is kind of cute (kind of), but that's taking it just one step too far.

Gray: we have at least three at our school. Is that how he makes you feel? Poor, poor child.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Agreed.

I have recieved a couple of mis-dials to my cell phone from the same guy. Each time he's asking for Velvet. IT's usually 2 or 3am when he calls seeking Velvet (I assume it's a booty call)

I told him both times, "No one is named Velvet. If she tells you her mama named her Velvet she's lying. Only strippers and horses are named Velvet."

He thinks it's funny. I wonder what his booty call thinks!!!