Question:  What is lattice energy?
Answer:  I don't remember talking about lettuce during class.
Question:  Explain what factors affect the geometry of a molecule.
Answer:  This isn't geometry class.
Question:  Explain why metals can conduct electricity.
Answer:  Oh, gosh.  It was on the review sheet, but I just don't remember.
Question:  Define ionic bonding.
Answer:  Ionic is when one atom steals an electron from another.  Yes, he's selfish.
Question:  Write the electron configuration for the most common ion of the following elements.
Answer:  I hate hard tests!
Question:  Why do atoms generally form bonds?
Answer:  Well, it has something to do with chemistry, I think.
Question:  Draw the Lewis Structure for the following molecules
Answer:  I need to think of something funny to say so you'll be in a good mood when you grade this.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
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yes, they learn. i have 80 students. i was hoping to get more of these funny answers.
Oh man, I should post some of the answers I'm seeing in the lab write-ups my students submit. Although, they're only funny if you understand aerodynamics, so maybe not everyone would get a chuckle.
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