reasons my birthday kind of sucked

• I was chewed out by an angry parent who thinks it's my fault her son turns in incomplete and completely incorrect work and is therefore failing.
  
• I stayed up entirely too late the night before and was therefore very tired and therefore overly emotional.
• My indoor soccer team lost our first game. Badly. I fail as a coach.
• There were one or two phone calls I was hoping to get, and didn't. What a let-down.
• I had already received all of my birthday presents, and therefore had no presents to open on my actual birthday.
  
• The end.