Spring Break

In exactly 5 hours and 26 minutes, I will officially be on

SPRING BREAK!!!

And if you're a student,

And you think you're excited for spring break,

You have

NO IDEA

Because, as much as I LOVE my students,

I need a vacation in a BAD WAY.

And just so you know, today I played tag with my physics class and taught my Chemistry students how to play spread eagle. Which I'm pretty sure makes me, like, the coolest teacher ever. Not to brag or anything, but seriously, who would not want to be in my class? (Don't answer that.)