Hey, did you guys know that you can now pay your tithing using your bank's online billpay?
It's true. You can.
They announced this in my ward's Relief Society a few weeks ago. Out of the 200 women sitting in RS that week, I think I was the only person listening.
I might have started clapping.
But ever since then, every single person I have mentioned this to acts shocked. They all want to know where on earth I learned such a thing.
(In relief society, obviously. The same Relief Society that they were sitting in. (I think this might tell us something interesting about Relief Society "announcement time". Maybe. I'm just saying...))
And then they want to hug me. And be my best friend. It's almost like I invented it myself. (I didn't. I just know how to do it. And now I am exploiting it so that people will like me.)